(Angry) Short Man Syndrome
Cures: There are no permanent cures for this disease, however some men choose to buy platform shoes or height increasing shoe inserts.
Side-affects: May include, but are not limited to: Extreme agitation, the need to wield a battle ax, harboring death plots for people they find displeasing, talking loudly, grumbling about tall significant others, pretending to have a giant ego, becoming a meat-head, and muttering. This disease is often fatal as it has no true cure. ASMS often develops after puberty has reached it’s peak.
Helpful links: http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/15851/1/Short-Man-Syndrome-Explained.html ; http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Short%20Man’s%20Syndrome
A short clip of a man diagnosed with ASMS:
Side Note: This is what I think about when we’re slammed at work, I have to finish someone’s crappy load job, and I can’t reach over boxes to stack other boxes because I’m too short and everyone is incompetent.
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aangskate reblogged this from myvrm382 and added:
Creeper ads are creepin’
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myvrm382 reblogged this from aangskate and added:
I think your ads have been reading your blog
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dappertranarchy said:
I completely feel you, man.
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